Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Genius General Dear Leader Kim Jong Il invents green camouflage uniform proving that he is a invincible general of songun mlitary tactics explained

Okay. Hear we go. We have big juche fun on thias one, yes? Okay. Let we then gebin.

The fact that all military innovation comes directly from the mind of Dear Leader Kim Jong Il is a fact of science. Ha ha. You like that one? That good, yes? Ha ha. It make me pee my pance just to rite that!!! This so stupid, NO One believe I actuially think that true, right? NO. You very wrong in reel way. Lots of stupid out there who think i very serios and mean all these thing. But I let you in on secret here, you see? This all supreior juche-stley funny (very much) humers. Okay. Some more: Today he has once again astonished the world by inventing green camouflage uniform for the invincible Korean People's Army as seen here:

Never seen before: green camouflage uniform as introduced by the Korean People's Army. Now, how much more do I have to be obvioss than this that i am achieving grate hights in juche-style (supreior) funny satyre of most humerus kind? Ha ha. I make myself go up my crack!!! Ha ha. I make stains in my juche-style NKBVDs!!! But wait. There more: The standard brown issue is shown to the right.This new military tactic will allow the personal of the Korean People's Army to blend in with the trees and ambush American imperialists who are naked because George W Bush steals all their clothes Ha ha!!! This the best, most funny, and very humerest part of all!!! W. George Bush don't steal imperialist GI clotheses!!! He never give them in first place!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Funny, yes?

Death to ME!!!

Monday, April 23, 2007

DPRK more or less paradise; south "Fake" Korea not too plessent

In the DPRK citizens enjoy a higher standard of living compared to that of America. You see, this is example of real good juche propaganda saytire. This so clearly not true, no one wood beleive and you see rite way i em engaging in most humerus satire. This is why a typical citizen in the DPRK is honest while all south "Fake" Koreans are terrorists: You see, this more of the same very humerus funny saytrie I am so eminemly capabul of which. Ha ha. You get the joke, yes? There are no relationship between standard of living and honesty. Look at wealthy in USA!!! Ha ha. You get joke, yes? A typical citizen in the DPRK:You see, I let you in on secret, okay? I take this picture last time I vizit euro disney!! this is no wear near north Korea!!!A typical citizen in the south "Fake" Korea: You see, I through in this tasteless picture because I am so very clever enouogh to be cutting edge of my humer, you see? This using this picture I do to show that I not to care about public reaction and victim grief if only I can get to come some viewers to look at my very funny humerus and edge cutting humer blog, on which much has been written and still little said. This clearly proves that all south "Fake" Koreans are terrorists working for the terrorist organization the United States. Do you see the humers hear? Do you? This very good and funnys humerus juche-style propaganda saytrie!!! You see? So (in amerikkka they say) "over my top" humer, it so not hip to not laugh at it. So you laugh, otherwise you stupid and not hip to your not stupid and so very hip frends, if some you have of those. That was most funny post, you see?

Death to ME!!!