Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Genius General Dear Leader Kim Jong Il invents green camouflage uniform proving that he is a invincible general of songun mlitary tactics explained

Okay. Hear we go. We have big juche fun on thias one, yes? Okay. Let we then gebin.

The fact that all military innovation comes directly from the mind of Dear Leader Kim Jong Il is a fact of science. Ha ha. You like that one? That good, yes? Ha ha. It make me pee my pance just to rite that!!! This so stupid, NO One believe I actuially think that true, right? NO. You very wrong in reel way. Lots of stupid out there who think i very serios and mean all these thing. But I let you in on secret here, you see? This all supreior juche-stley funny (very much) humers. Okay. Some more: Today he has once again astonished the world by inventing green camouflage uniform for the invincible Korean People's Army as seen here:

Never seen before: green camouflage uniform as introduced by the Korean People's Army. Now, how much more do I have to be obvioss than this that i am achieving grate hights in juche-style (supreior) funny satyre of most humerus kind? Ha ha. I make myself go up my crack!!! Ha ha. I make stains in my juche-style NKBVDs!!! But wait. There more: The standard brown issue is shown to the right.This new military tactic will allow the personal of the Korean People's Army to blend in with the trees and ambush American imperialists who are naked because George W Bush steals all their clothes Ha ha!!! This the best, most funny, and very humerest part of all!!! W. George Bush don't steal imperialist GI clotheses!!! He never give them in first place!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Funny, yes?

Death to ME!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Laugh my juche butt off.